“I remixed the remix. It was back to
the original.”
-Mitch Hedberg
I’ve mentioned before that I don’t
have much patience for songs that go north of the 5 minute mark. I’m big into
making mixes for parties. In a 6-8 hours party mix you only have so much space
for so many songs. Because I like to keep the audience (which is always a
complete mixture of musical tastes) engaged, I don’t want to lose half of them
when I decide to throw a really heavy song (for example) into the mix. If
somebody doesn’t like a particular song, they shouldn’t have to wait 9 minutes
to hear something they like.
Liner Notes:
- Alice - very sweet (hauntingly awesome sounding) version
of Man Box I made. Overlayed parts of isolated, just Layne studio vocals over
the full normal track. One of the best remixes I ever did.
- Martyrs – just cut it down to the best part.
- Bhang – Iron Man like you’ve never heard it before. Trust me
the original sitar version was too damn long.
- Carcass – Holy fuck that is a crunchy riff.
- SB Shuff – Yep, 1985 Bears. Embarrassingly awesome. Sure, you want
to throw it in a party mix – especially at your SB party. But the original
is over 6 minutes. Fuck that. I got it under 3. You’re welcome.
- Corle – best Patton part laid over a damn fine musical bed.
- Cowbell – I found the basis for this song a few years ago. It
had all the Christopher Walken/Will Ferrell quotes in there from the famous SNL skit and
some of the 70s rock songs you'll hear here. But I took it to the next level adding in
repeat Walken phrases and more heavy songs (namely GNR and Crue).
- Dowwwn – I just made this about 2 weeks ago. Nobody’s heard it
yet. Took the two riffiest songs off their 1995 debut and spliced them
together. They fit quite well.
- Farts – the best remix I’ve ever done. Hands down. Play this at
a party with mixed company (including parents). Tons of movie quotes – and
farts.
- Gdfles – took a bunch of the best parts from a bunch of songs
from their last album Hymns and made one song out of it
- Maiden – great song – now not so damn long.
- Khi – I had forgotten about this one. I made this one well
before the best fart remix ever mentioned above. When I first heard the original song here with the chorus of “my pussy and my crack” – this song was just
begging for this treatment. Again – play this at a party to stir things up
- LilJ – I didn’t do the slayer remix part – I just made it
shorter/better
- Met – Justice – the whole album best parts into one epic 10
min. song (had to be long – just like all the songs on that album)
- MJ - AC – this puts a smile on my face every time I hear it.
Michael J died two days before I was having a really big summer bonfire
beer blast. I whipped this little ditty up at the last minute. At the
party it played out exactly like I had hoped. A very well known MJ song
starts out normal. The whole party audience is whispering, “Awwwe,
he’s playing this because he just died.” – then you hear the Anal
Cunt spliced ending – and then everybody knew where I stood.
- Minst – PS69 - shorter – better. No filler
- NHL94 – Yep – a fucking video game song remix. I took all the
individual sounds from the game and spliced them in over the bed of the
entire main intro theme song.
- Balls Wall
mash – just made it.
- Chili Count – this is probably the first edit I ever made. I
originally did this on cassette at my moms. Then I redid this digitally
nearly a decade ago. Subtle little nuances in here that people appreciate.
Gotta love IceT.
- Slyr – a couple numbers for you around Angel Death. If you
needed a ringtone – here you go – and my oldie AOD remix with some movie
clips added
- Slyr – this spans a few albums but does the all-in-one song
thing quite nicely.
- StWrs – made my own light sabr battle. Yep.
- ST – Aint nobody got time for a 6 min song. This is right
sized.